Why is it that kids are just so... funny??

Master 4.5 was playing with the firemans set on Wednesday. The fireman was standing on the heli=pad on the roof and... !!! A FIRE!!! At the TRAIN STATION!!!!


IN fact, the train station chairs were on fire. Because someone didn't LIKE the chairs, so they got out their fire hose, which blows out FIRE not water. And he FIRED the chairs!!

SO the fireman had to go and put the fire out. Except, he couldn't. Because he is still in his pyjamas! SO he has to get dressed first. But he can't because.... his ARMS aren't LONG ENOUGH!!!!

Then he made his arms grow, and got out of his pyjamas into his firefighting clothes... and got very strong, and climbed off the roof of the firestation, and went and put out the fire. With his hose, which squirts out water.

*smile*



In the car yesterday, from same 4.5 yr old, I got...
"Mummy, why does that man with the costume that lives at Grandmas house (superman!) wear his undies on the OUTSIDE of his pants???"

Followed rather swiftly by "Mum, why do you have to smash the eggs on the bench to get the insides out?"


I will miss this when he becames like master 12 and starts telling me why things are, instead of asking....